Being jokes
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
Roblox jokes be like: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I should create a game.
*Creates game* bruh my game got to thousand hundred 700,000 likes!
😄😄😄
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a carpet muncher, you have to give her money.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGIOUS EXTREMIST BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.
Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.
See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.