Being jokes
My two friends came to me one day and said they had the best blowjob that they ever had from my little sister. So I ask my sister, "Is it true that you gave my friends blowjobs?" She said yes.
My sister asked me, "Do you want one?" I said yeah. My sister gave me a blowjob and wow, just like my friends, it was the best blowjob that I ever had. As an older brother, I couldn't be more prouder.
Yo momma so slutty, she won't even be offended by this joke.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
What are four ways a condom is like a Republican elephant?
1. It stands for inflation.
2. It limits production.
3. It encourages cooperation.
4. It gives you a feeling of security even though you know you're being screwed.
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
You'd think with Jason being a pastor's kid, his parents would have gotten him Invisalign.
And an exorcism.
A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.
There may be hope for Stephen Hawking yet.
His nose runs.
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
Attention, everyone: I will be leaving this website. Thank you everybody who has been nice to me. Maybe I’ll come back in the future, but for now: Goodbye.
The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.
Did you know there's a place in Germany called Hanover?
Must be lots of drunks there.
What do black people and sports cars have in common?
Getting a noise complaint for being so loud.
I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.
Little off topic but...
Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.
Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.
Mum: Fair point.
What's blue and bad for your teeth?
A green brick that's painted blue after the original paint dries (it takes a little while to dry), but after it dries you can paint it and then it will be green. If the brick is green it is called a green brick as it is green (not blue anymore) and it hurts your teeth because brick is a hard material that can damage the bones in your mouth (also known as your teeth).
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Do you want to be in Heaven with Jesus, our savior, or be on Earth with bad things?
How it be when the new guy takes too long...
Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.
Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.
Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.
Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.
Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.