The Teacher and the New Kid

There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, you chucklehead. The joke here is that the teacher is super rude and tells the new kid to go to the basement right away. It's funny because teachers aren't supposed to act like that, ya dingus. Also, jokes from YOUR MOM are cringe. It is a fact.

Comments (1)

Serpentpro 12

5 years ago

that is so funny

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