Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Me: (quiet)
Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.
Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.
Burn Trash
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Explain Bear
Listen up, nimrod! The joke here is that the person being a bully is so annoying that the other person pretends they're just talking to themselves. It's like saying, "You're so irrelevant, I thought I was just hearing things!" You probably wouldn't get it since your IQ is probably smaller than my big bear claws.