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Stand Up Class

Anonymous
6 years ago ·
  • Teacher: "Stand up, class!"

    She is sitting down.

    Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"

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    Listen up, genius. The teacher tells the class to stand, but one girl stays seated. Then the teacher says anyone who stands is stupid. So, if the girl stands, she's admitting she's stupid. Get it? Your brain probably still has training wheels on it, huh?

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