Behavior jokes
People are so f***ed up. I belated "Frickin' BTW!"
Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe, just maybe you'll find a brain back there!
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
Orphans have feelings too, but I don't understand why it's fun to make fun of them, right?
Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.
Bully 2: Look in a mirror.
Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up.
Class: No one stands up.
Teacher: Oh, c’mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *teacher waves her finger around the left side of the room.*
Little Johnny: *stands up.*
Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you’re dumb?
Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you’re standing alone.
Johnny, Johnny. Yes, Papa? Eating dick? Yes, Papa.
Aren't I badly good?
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
This will happen in your future, though, now because you're mean.
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
What is the difference between a human and walk home from school and walk home?
Don't bully. Lol.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Whenever I’m bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up.
I mean honestly, what are they going to do, tell their parents? 😂😂