Behavior jokes
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa.
Eating sugar?
Yes, Papa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing I can reach, and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you’re mad at me for eating a little sugar.
Smoking? Telling lies?
Yes, Papa, you do all of those things because you’re a chronic addict.
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To check in on his flat mate.
My uncle is an alchemist.
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."
Why didn't Biden get the virus?
He sniffed everyone!
The 3 life rules:
1.
2.
3.
Oh, there are no rules, because you have no life.
Why are french fries rude?
"Don’t look! I saw you peeking through the window."
When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.
My daughter is super smart! She pours her own drinks on the floor.
To spite Santa and Greta Thunberg, I'm burning the coal I got for Christmas.
An Oxymoron: A “Normal Autistic”.
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Kenny is a comfort snacker.
Every time he's stressed, he eats his mom's pussy.
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
Why can't an orphan be a bully? Because they don't have parents.