Yo mama so stupid, she brought weed to the highway. Then she realized, "I'm not stupid, I was just high as a bitch." She just got fucked so hard by her man, she thought she was high.
My wife said I acted like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
Shaenaya likes goat dick.
Bitch!
A German priest went to America for a few months. Unfortunately for him, he did not speak the best English. He stayed with a beautiful, young single woman who worked at a nearby orphanage.
Every day, he visited her in the orphanage, and he always brought her small gifts, and of course to the young children.
The young woman thought the priest was flirting with him, and she knew he was not married. She left that thought in the back of her mind for a few weeks.
A few weeks later, she finally brought up her nerve to ask him. She asked him why he always visited her, and why all the gifts for her and the children.
Of course, due to his bad English, he struggled a bit with his sentence, but he said in his thick German accent, "Vell, I visit you and your, your littles, because the kind girls here are very beautiful and cute."
She was quite amused, and blushed a bit. The man was also a bit nervous, and appeared to want to leave her office.
The Priest then excused himself, and went to read the orphans a bedtime story.
He then muttered to himself, "Ach, she's catching on to me! Stupid! Zey are called little girls and boys, not child boys and girls."
My mom's name is Angel, and she is nothing like one!
Especially in bed...
Ex-girlfriend: "I can smell fish."
Ex-boyfriend: "I can smell shit."
Ex-boyfriend: "Well, how many boys swam down there?"
Ex-girlfriend: "20!"
Fish: "It wasn't me. I don't swim around mistakes."
Why do my parents not love me? Because I've fucked 12 dogs and 7 minors while they were watching!
Guys, if y'all don't stop making hatred stuff, I'm contacting admin.
Orphans have feelings too, but I don't understand why it's fun to make fun of them, right?
You lot are sick sons of bitches!
Bell is so ugly, she acts like a boy.
Humans. We are the joke. Retards.
People who put jokes on here re: Depression are really not nice people, you yourselves are a fucking joke. 😩👎
Anyone who makes orphan jokes... STOP! It's rude and not even funny. GET YOUR BUTT OFF THIS SITE IF YOU'RE GONNA BE RUDE!
I saw a poor man and I gave him money, and he said, "Nope, I don't need money." So I gave him money, and he punched me for no reason.
My friend and I got into a fight. I looked straight forward and said, "Look me in my eyes!"
Your mom walked into another bar and broke all the furniture. Again.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
