Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.
Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?
A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.
And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?
Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!
What does Jesus do when he gets nervous? He bites his nails.
OK, guys, quick update, what is going on with Freshfry, Drew, and Alya?
All they're doing is fighting, and I want to put an end to it. So Freshfry, Drew, and Alya all need to read this, OK. First, Freshfry, you should've just said OK the first thing he said, and Drew... really? You had to keep egging him on. I don't know about Alya, but it's like cats and dogs fighting. Just please stop fighting :(
This will happen in your future, though, now because you're mean.
Does anyone ever get tired of being random? Me neither.
There were once these two twins. One twin, no matter what happened, was always pissed off, while the other one was always happy.
This baffled scientists, so they ran an experiment on the twins to figure out what was happening. They took the angry one and left him in a room with all of the latest technology and the most expensive toys and left him overnight. When they came back, he was still grumpy. When they asked him why, he said, "None of these are actually mine, and you left me in here all night, so I'm angry!"
His explanation was reasonable, so they ran another experiment on the other kid. This time, they left him overnight in a room that was literally just filled with horse shit. When they came back to check on him the next morning, he was still smiling. When they asked him why, he said, "With all of this horse crap, there has to be a pony in here somewhere!"
Comedian: If you’re racist and you know it, clap your hands.
Guy 1 & Guy 2: 👏👏
Comedian: WTF bros!
Comedian: And one of you is black and one is white. How does that work?
The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.
My wife accused me of being immature, so I kicked her out of my "boys fort."
I was checking my shoe in my dad's wallet, and he slapped me. What exactly did I do to warrant the slap?
Why do Catholic Irishmen in Ireland have a glory hole in the men's restroom inside their restaurants so they can give Irish kisses on Saint Patrick's Day?
A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
SHUT UP EVERYBODY!
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
