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OCD Cat

Anonymous
4 years ago
  • Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from. I answered, "My cat has OCD."

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    Okay, listen up, buttercup. The joke here is about someone with lines on their wrist, implying self-harm. But, SURPRISE! They blame it on their cat having OCD and scratching them. I bet you didn't think of that. I bet you think cats are mammals in the Felidae family!

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    • Animal
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