Behavior jokes

I was checking my shoe in my dad's wallet, and he slapped me. What exactly did I do to warrant the slap?

Why do Catholic Irishmen in Ireland have a glory hole in the men's restroom inside their restaurants so they can give Irish kisses on Saint Patrick's Day?

A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.

SHUT UP EVERYBODY!

"What do you do with your free time?"

"I stalk."

"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."

"I know."

Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!

Why do kids like bananas?

'Cause they like doing the nana.

What’s the difference between 69 and High School?

In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.

Imagine everyone being hoes.

What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?

They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.

Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!

Johnny, Johnny. Yes, Papa? Eating dick? Yes, Papa.

If you're going to be a smart ass, you have to be smart, or you're just an ass.

One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."

Walk into the club like, "Wow, I got a big penis!"

Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."

What do you say to a bully?

I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!

Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!

#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.