Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
If I'm ugly, why do you always look at me when I come in the door?
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what itβs like to be wanted.
Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.
Q: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved! π
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.
I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back...
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
Trevor is a bitch.
A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."
He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."
Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."
Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?
What's the worst thing that can happen to schools?
Quiet kids.
Yo mama so stupid that she farted on yo face for no reason.
