New Behavior Jokes - Page 28 - Worst Jokes Ever

Why do kids like bananas?

'Cause they like doing the nana.

What’s the difference between 69 and High School?

In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.

Imagine everyone being hoes.

What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?

They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.

Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!

Johnny, Johnny. Yes, Papa? Eating dick? Yes, Papa.

If you're going to be a smart ass, you have to be smart, or you're just an ass.

One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."

Walk into the club like, "Wow, I got a big penis!"

Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."

What do you say to a bully?

I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!

Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!

#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.

These are funny, y'all are disgusting people. Just shut the f*** up. Rape isn't something you joke about.

Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!