Behavior jokes
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
"Don’t look! I saw you peeking through the window."
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
How do you catch an elephant?
Act like a peanut.
How do you get a squirrel to be your friend?
Act like a nut.
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!
People are so f***ed up. I belated "Frickin' BTW!"
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
If I'm ugly, why do you always look at me when I come in the door?
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.
Q: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved! 🙃
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.