Behavior jokes

What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?

The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

This rat did the most amazing thing ever; it was pretty radical, dude.

How does the dog dance?

He doesn't... he's dead.

WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.

Shaenaya likes goat dick.

Daniel takes his frustrations out on Shaenaya and his sexual frustrations out on Arunima.

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap it on the arse and tell it to keep going!

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.

Don't bully. Lol.

Don't bully.

When I was in high school, me and my friends would play with this girl who had Down syndrome.

We would get into a circle around her and say, "Nightmare, nightmare!"

If you're ever bored, kick an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

So, a guy walks into a gas station and walks to the person working and says, "Can I have a Kit Kat Chunky?" So she gets him one, and then he says, "No, I want a normal Kit Kat, you fat bitch!"

I'm autistic.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: It just felt like it.

What is the best part about having sex with 43 year olds?

There are 40 of them.

What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

If a person walks off a hundred-foot cliff and halfway down screams, "Why did I do that?" Then a second person walks off the same one-hundred-foot cliff and screams the same verse, "Why did I do that?" Then another person walks off the cliff and screams the same line, "Why did I do that," and the next person does the same thing. What do you call that?

(Stupid People)

Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?

To prove that he was not chicken.

What goes in soft and comes out hard?

Gum, you whore!