Behavior jokes
Stop copying each other, fucking losers!
Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?
Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.
Why did the stoner cross the road?
He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.
I was up all night because my neighbors were having sex.
*I was actually up all night watching.*
A joker held the door open for me the other day. It was a nice gesture.
This page is shocking.
What's wrong with you people?
Me: Hey Jim!
Jim: I'm now a cannibal.
Me: WAIT, JIM! N-
If 4 birds are sitting on a fence and one gets shot, how many are still on the fence?
None, the rest fly away.
RIP K.
When they have a party, they're racist. When they hang out with Ys, they're mean.
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
What did the cannibal say to the other?
"Can I practise on you?"
You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of a car and you realize there's somebody inside.
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
"Have you ever heard of the snail that never gives charity?"
"Yeah, he is so shellfish!"
What is the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
A mosquito stops sucking after you f*cking slap it.
You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!