Behavior jokes
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It just felt like it.
What is the best part about having sex with 43 year olds?
There are 40 of them.
What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
If a person walks off a hundred-foot cliff and halfway down screams, "Why did I do that?" Then a second person walks off the same one-hundred-foot cliff and screams the same verse, "Why did I do that?" Then another person walks off the cliff and screams the same line, "Why did I do that," and the next person does the same thing. What do you call that?
(Stupid People)
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
To prove that he was not chicken.
What goes in soft and comes out hard?
Gum, you whore!
Stop joking about suicide, it's not funny. You people must be so ignorant to be able to joke about such serious issues that you clearly are uneducated on.
Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?
He couldn’t stand up for himself.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.
Asshole.
When Sara gets naked in the shower, she turns her taps on :)
What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.
How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starters, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
Yesterday, my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. So to teach her a lesson, I said, "Just for that, you don't get any butter for a month."
Today in the kitchen, she killed a cockroach. I said, "Nice try!"
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.
Look at your left hand, now look at your right hand, and tell yourself, "Which hand do you cheat with?"
Wanking.
Monkey: What ya doing?
Other monkey: Just you know, "hanging around."
Bad joke, right? I just can't think of something amazing. It's like my brain is "hanging."
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his ass.
My mom's name is Angel, and she is nothing like one!
Especially in bed...