Behavior jokes
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What's the difference between a bear with a gun and an American man with a gun?
The bear has common sense not to fire it.
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."
Why did the toad cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.
"I only eat food on the right of my plate."
"Are you good at eating?"
"I'm alright at eating."
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was running from you, hehe.
I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm. She said, "Is it because I warned him when hotness came?" I said, "No, you don’t shut up!"
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
I'm like a rubber because people hit me as I can't feel.
Why do lions always lose at poker?
Because they always play against cheetahs.
Suc my dic
We don't have school shooters; we have special ed breeches.
Why is there bullying? They can handle it by themselves.
He probably picks hair off his dad’s dick, then probably puts it in his hair.
What’s the definition of a pedophile, Tyler?
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To show he wasn't a chicken.
You're overreacting.
What did Joe say when he saw his girlfriend sleeping with his sister?
Nothing, he just started wanking.
Our teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall for no reason, so I said, "Hey wall, that ass flat like a pancake from McDonald's."