Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was running from you, hehe.
Chicken Cross The Road Roast About You
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen, you chucklehead. This joke implies that the chicken crossed the road because it was afraid of *you*. It's a roast disguised as a kid's riddle, suggesting that your presence is so menacing that even a chicken would flee. You should feel bad, you probably smell terrible.