Behavior jokes
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
A nun went to the pub and ordered a gin. The bartender said to her, "I thought nuns weren’t allowed to drink?" and she said, "Not usually, but I am doing the bishop a favor."
The bartender then asked if she was coming to the music evening, and she said, "No, I am with the bishop tonight."
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick him up and sick his dick.
Mom: You need to grow up. You're so immature.
Me: *glares* Get out of my castle....
Mom: It's a pillow fort.
Me: Why can't I have an imagination! ?
Mom: You're almost 19 years old.
Me: Not good enough... OUT!
A guy cut me in the lunch line. After that, a rock was thrown at him by my friend.
A retard walks into a bar.
Bartender: Hey, retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard!
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Want to know how to keep an idiot in suspense???
Why did the chicken cross the road? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIIIIDE!!!
Anal sex is for A**holes.
My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a dick.
My brother has a fucking ass and I wake up to him twerking.
Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
What's the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
Why do people have sex? Because they're dumb.
Your mom is so stupid, she thought eating ass was cannibalism.
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?
Why did the cow cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
What do you call a Censor with Autism?
A Censorspaz.