Behavior jokes
A retard walks into a bar.
Bartender: Hey, retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIIIIDE!!!
Anal sex is for A**holes.
My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a dick.
My brother has a fucking ass and I wake up to him twerking.
Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
What's the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
Why do people have sex? Because they're dumb.
Your mom is so stupid, she thought eating ass was cannibalism.
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?
Why did the cow cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
What do you call a Censor with Autism?
A Censorspaz.
Why did Bob fall? Because gravity was mad at him.
One day my pet barked at me and so I got scared and was my dad actually. It was weird, you should’ve saw him and so the day goes on because he likes to run around the house that he likes to do it out 😂😂😂😂😱
Why did the chicken cross the road?
For absolutely no reason.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because some kid was flossing!
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice? Nothing, he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.