"Explain bear is a homosexual, confirmed."
Why was the Koala Bear so clever?
Because he had good koalifications!
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
I once had a patient who wanted to change his species. I'll tell you, he was unBEARable.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery... I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
A mouse is just like a ball bearing.
Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.
Why can't Pooh Bear catch a date?
Because he is always talking about his honey.
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.
Daddy bear said, "Somebody's been sleeping in my bed!"
Mummy bear said, "It was probably your whore, Linda!"
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
I love you, Explain Bear. Please bear my children.
How do you catch a polar bear?
Cut a hole in the ice, put peas around it, when the polar bear goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.
What do you call a teddy bear that Fool
Stuffed
Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish.
Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
What does a bear beat off with?
His bear hands.
What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?
Have a blood transfusion.
