why don't we wrestle bears?
the pain is un-bearable
Where do polar bears keep their money? In a snowbank!
the bear walked into the bar and said can i have a cola and a............wisky the bar tender says whats with the big paws
man: knock knock...
boy: who's there?
man: bear...
boy: ...bear who?
man: bear bottom
my ill sis said why did the bear said no to ice cream and I said why she said cuz it stuffed
What do you call a toothless bear? ... A gummy bear CAT.co
What is the name of the bear capitol?
Koala Lumpur
A bear walks into bar and ask the barkeep "Can i have a grilled...............cheese" and the barkeep asks the bear "Whats with the big pause" the bears says "Well I'm a bear"
So a bear and a rabbit are in field, the bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "does your poop stick to your fur?" And the rabbit replied, "no" and the bear then picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.
Why aren't koalas actual bears? Because they dont meet the koalafications
A B C D E F G. Gummy bears are chasing me one is red one one is blue.one is chewing up my shoe.now i'm running for my life because the red ones got a knife
What kind of bear that has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
We have Build-A-Bear meanwhile Orphans have Build-A-Mom or if they’d rather Build-A-Dad
If you spin a fidget spinner You'll end up spinning it too fast when you end up spinning it too fast It will make you fly away when you fly away you'll end up in a tree when you end up in a tree You'll see that your friends are hanging out without you When you see that your friends are hanging out without you You'll run away in the woods because your sad When you ran away in the woods you'll see a bear when you see a bear it will chase you when the bear chases you you'll build a fort to protect yourself when you build a fort to protect yourself You than notice your lonely You'll become friends with the bear When you become friends with a bear, you'll start to act like a bear when you start to act like a bear You will become a bear DO NOT BECOME A BEAR NEVER PLAY WITH A FIDGET SPINNER
A bear and a rabbit are at a bar getting high smoking weed talking about nothing but lies and straight up garbage. and then the bear starts to drink too much damn liquor gets drunk and ask the rabbit can i have one more scotch pretty please? And the rabbit says hell to the naw I'm not about to carry your drunk ass home with me and smell your breath.
Knock knock Who's there Bear Bear who Bear bum
If I saw a homosexual or transsexual man do so much as TOUCH my child, he would be dead, zombified, and castrated by the end of the day. Protect your young'uns from these degenerate freaks and live off the grid so they have no bearing on your life.
Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.
What do you call a bear with no ears? A b. Yeah, that joke was unbearable.
