Bear jokes

Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Bear Grylls is a restaurant.

If you don't like my spelling, Explain Bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear? I've got more internet power and meme power, so shut the duck up and get a life and stay off my property and the internet.

Speak in AAVE, Mr. Bear...

"Now buzz off" - Explain Bear

The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"

I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.

So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”

Hi Explain Bear, how are youuu!

"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."

When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.

Explain Bear, girl, you're tripping.

What do you call a cold Explain bear?

A brrr.

Explain Bear, I want to kiss you.

"Me and Explain Boat (RapBoat) are going to be married tomorrow," - Explain Bear.

What is a Care Bear's favorite job?

Take care of bears.

The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"

Bully: Who you looking at?

Me: A Build-A-Bear.

Bully: Where?

Me: Look in the mirror.

What do you call a dead polar bear?

Anything, they can't hear you!

Why are Russians forced to drink grizzly bear piss in Russia?

Because vodka in Russia is weak.

Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.

Why I turn around?

Infopka.com

I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.