Bear jokes

The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"

Speak in AAVE, Mr. Bear...

I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.

So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”

Explain bear.

Explain Bear, I want to kiss you.

"Me and Explain Boat (RapBoat) are going to be married tomorrow," - Explain Bear.

When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.

Explain Bear, girl, you're tripping.

What do you call a cold Explain bear?

A brrr.

What is a Care Bear's favorite job?

Take care of bears.

The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"

Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.

Why I turn around?

Infopka.com

Bully: Who you looking at?

Me: A Build-A-Bear.

Bully: Where?

Me: Look in the mirror.

I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.

What do you call a dead polar bear?

Anything, they can't hear you!

Hello explain bear my love 💕💕

Hi Explain Bear, how are youuu!

"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."

A penguin and a polar bear are sitting in a bathtub. The penguin asks the polar bear, "Hey, can you pass the soap?" The polar bear obliges.

A few moments later, the penguin asks, "Hey, can you pass the scrubber?" The polar bear does. Shortly after that, the penguin says, "Hey, can you pass the rubber ducky?"

The polar bear, beginning to become upset, turns to the penguin and says, "What do you think I am? A radio?!"

Why did the teddy bear decide not to eat the turkey?

Because he was too stuffed.