Bear jokes

Explain Bear weighs 1 ton.

How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?

How many children does Explain Bear have?

"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."

Hi Explain Bear, how are youuu!

The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"

Hello explain bear my love 💕💕

Explain bear.

Explain Bear, I want to kiss you.

What do you call a cold Explain bear?

A brrr.

"Me and Explain Boat (RapBoat) are going to be married tomorrow," - Explain Bear.

When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.

A penguin and a polar bear are sitting in a bathtub. The penguin asks the polar bear, "Hey, can you pass the soap?" The polar bear obliges.

A few moments later, the penguin asks, "Hey, can you pass the scrubber?" The polar bear does. Shortly after that, the penguin says, "Hey, can you pass the rubber ducky?"

The polar bear, beginning to become upset, turns to the penguin and says, "What do you think I am? A radio?!"

Why did the teddy bear decide not to eat the turkey?

Because he was too stuffed.

Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?

Because he didn't want to get ripped.

Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert?

He was stuffed.

A is for Amy who fell down the stairs.

B is for Basil assaulted by bears.

C is for Clara who wasted away.

D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh.

E is for Ernest who choked on a peach.

F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech.

G is for George smothered under a rug.

H is for Hector done in by a thug.

I is for Ida who drowned in a lake.

J is for James who took lye by mistake.

K is for Kate who was struck with an axe.

L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks.

M is for Maud who was swept out to sea.

N is for Neville who died of ennui.

O is for Olive run through with an awl.

P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl.

Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire.

R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire.

S is for Susan who perished of fits.

T is for Titus who flew into bits.

U is for Una who slipped down a drain.

V is for Victor squashed under a train.

W is for Winnie embedded in ice.

X is for Xerxes devoured by mice.

Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in.

Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin.

Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?

I saw a bear eating a duck.

It was unBEARable.

So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.