Bear jokes
Chuck Norris gets paid $2 million a month training Bear Grylls how to survive in the “harshest conditions on earth.”
If you don't like my spelling, Explain Bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear? I've got more internet power and meme power, so shut the duck up and get a life and stay off my property and the internet.
"Now buzz off" - Explain Bear
Speak in AAVE, Mr. Bear...
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"
i keep asking explain bear to make me welcome since im new but why dont you
Why are Russians forced to drink grizzly bear piss in Russia?
Because vodka in Russia is weak.
"Me and Explain Boat (RapBoat) are going to be married tomorrow," - Explain Bear.
Explain Bear, girl, you're tripping.
What is a Care Bear's favorite job?
Take care of bears.
Explain bear.
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
Hi Explain Bear, how are youuu!
"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
Explain Bear, I want to kiss you.
The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
Infopka.com
Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
Yo Mama so dumb, she needs 10 explanation bears to understand you.