Bear jokes
Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Bear Grylls is a restaurant.
If you don't like my spelling, Explain Bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear? I've got more internet power and meme power, so shut the duck up and get a life and stay off my property and the internet.
Speak in AAVE, Mr. Bear...
"Now buzz off" - Explain Bear
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"
Hi Explain Bear, how are youuu!
"Me and Explain Boat (RapBoat) are going to be married tomorrow," - Explain Bear.
Explain bear.
Explain Bear, I want to kiss you.
When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.
Why are Russians forced to drink grizzly bear piss in Russia?
Because vodka in Russia is weak.
Yo Mama so dumb, she needs 10 explanation bears to understand you.
Explain Bear, girl, you're tripping.
What is a Care Bear's favorite job?
Take care of bears.
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
Infopka.com
The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"
"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.