Bear jokes
I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.
So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
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Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
Memes
Me everyday
"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
Hi Explain Bear, how are youuu!
The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"
Explain bear.
Explain Bear, I want to kiss you.
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
"Me and Explain Boat (RapBoat) are going to be married tomorrow," - Explain Bear.
When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.
Explain Bear, girl, you're tripping.
Hello explain bear my love 💕💕
Explain Bear teaches us that explaining the joke makes it a billion times funnier.
A penguin and a polar bear are sitting in a bathtub. The penguin asks the polar bear, "Hey, can you pass the soap?" The polar bear obliges.
A few moments later, the penguin asks, "Hey, can you pass the scrubber?" The polar bear does. Shortly after that, the penguin says, "Hey, can you pass the rubber ducky?"
The polar bear, beginning to become upset, turns to the penguin and says, "What do you think I am? A radio?!"
Why did the teddy bear decide not to eat the turkey?
Because he was too stuffed.
Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert?
He was stuffed.