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Bear jokes

Michael Jackson

What do you call the heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson?

Jeffrey Epstein.

Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear were having a picnic.

Fozzie said, "Do you know where Ms. Piggy is? I haven't seen her all day."

Kermit said, "I don't know, but this extra bacon cheeseburger sure tastes great."

What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?

About a few thousand miles.

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