Bear jokes
Every one is talking about glory holes, so I decided to look into one.
I was doing renovations on a house and found a wall with a glory hole. I was going to remodel it, but it's load bearing. I asked a gay carpenter how to fix this, and he advised that I check out the studs first to make sure they were uncut.
Eventually, I gave up and just put my nuts through the hole. Now they're walnuts.
Yo Mama so dumb, she needs 10 explanation bears to understand you.
The next woman who says she'd rather be alone in the woods with a bear, I'm throwing her in a pit with a bear and making her fight it with a wooden sword while drinking and singing "The Bear and the Maiden Fair."
Why do Russians drink grizzly bear piss?
Since vodka in Russia is so weak, Russians need a strong drink to get drunk.
Why are Russians forced to drink grizzly bear piss in Russia?
Because vodka in Russia is weak.
What is a little zombie's favorite stuffed animal?
It's a deady bear.
Alright listen up you penis sucking chicken muching grape juice sipping BLACKIE!!! This is Explain Bear here to explain the joke. So the joke of “Why did the chicken cross the road” is that you expect it to be a funny punchline. But instead, you get a straightforward answer “To get to the other side” which is the logical explanation to that question. The humor is found in subversion to the subversion of expectation. Double whammy!!! So yeah that was another joke successfully explained by EXPLAIN BEAR!!!!! Dont forget to like and subscribe to my youtube channel, and until next time, BEAR OUT!!!!!!!
What is a Care Bear's favorite job?
Take care of bears.
The bear rug on Chuck Norris's floor isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.
In the Robocide, Explain Bear is the first to go.
What do you do when you run out of carpets? Fetch your shotgun and look for Explain Bear.
Explain Bear teaches us that explaining the joke makes it a billion times funnier.
Explain Bear is my favorite.
Explain Bear, girl, you're tripping.
When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.
Which scary movie did the bear refuse to watch?
The Bear Witch Project.
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
No matter how lonely you get, you have Explain Bear.
Explain Bear is always there for you.
"Me and Explain Boat (RapBoat) are going to be married tomorrow," - Explain Bear.
"Now buzz off" - Explain Bear