Bear

Bear Jokes

Marriage

"Me and Explain Boat (RapBoat) are going to be married tomorrow," - Explain Bear.

Bacon

Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear were having a picnic.

Fozzie said, "Do you know where Ms. Piggy is? I haven't seen her all day."

Kermit said, "I don't know, but this extra bacon cheeseburger sure tastes great."

Hamster

Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?

Threat

"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."