Swimmer jokes
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of dead babies.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul.
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A school bus.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What’s yellow and can’t swim??
A school bus with elementary kids.
Q: What's yellow and can't swim?
A: A school bus full of children.
Went swimming today and peed in the deep end. The lifeguard saw me and blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.
What's something yellow and cannot swim?
A bus full of children.
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
Neither has he.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...
Michael Phelps can finish a race.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
What's yellow and can't swim?
Georgie.
What's Yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of dead babies.