Swimmer jokes
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
What is a dry swimmer?
Not in the water...
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
Memes
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
Went swimming today and peed in the deep end. The lifeguard saw me and blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
What did one sperm say to the other while swimming side by side?
One turns to the other and asks, "How much further to the fallopian tubes?"
The other says, "I’m not sure, we just passed the esophagus."
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...
Michael Phelps can finish a race.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul.
