Swimmer jokes
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
What is a dry swimmer?
Not in the water...
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
Went swimming today and peed in the deep end. The lifeguard saw me and blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...
Michael Phelps can finish a race.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul.
