Swimmer jokes
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
What is a dry swimmer?
Not in the water...
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
Went swimming today and peed in the deep end. The lifeguard saw me and blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
What did one sperm say to the other while swimming side by side?
One turns to the other and asks, "How much further to the fallopian tubes?"
The other says, "I’m not sure, we just passed the esophagus."
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...
Michael Phelps can finish a race.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul.
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
"Sir, I'm afraid your son can't attend our swimming lessons anymore."
"Why not?"
"He keeps peeing in the pool."
"Well, all kids pee in the pool."
"Not from the diving board!"
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away. So in turn, they try to swim to the island. The brunette swims 10 km then drowns. The redhead swims 30 km then drowns. The blonde swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.
