Battle jokes
Hey, how ya doin'?
Well I'm doin' just fine, I lied, I'm DEAD inside.
Don't tell me "it's gonna be alright," I've tried, but I can't fight like this.
Hey how ya doin', I'm tired but I'm trying to fight.
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
What should you use to battle a T-Rex?
A dino-sword.
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.
Memes
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY!
If you're in a roast battle with a homophobe and they are talking mad shit, just say:
"The only thing looser than your mouth is your asshole!"
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost a water gun fight.
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
What did the Americans call the Battle of Midway after Pearl Harbor?
The Jap trap.
What do bananas wear into battle?
Banana-rama!
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.
Iran: So?
Japan: Twice!
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
Gay people would suck at war.
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.