What should you use to battle a T-Rex?
A dino-sword.
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
If you're in a roast battle with a homophobe and they are talking mad shit, just say:
"The only thing looser than your mouth is your asshole!"
How did Stephen hawking die. He lost a water gun fight
What did the Americans call the Battle of Midway after Pearl Harbor?
The Jap trap.
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
What do bananas wear into battle?
Banana-rama!
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.
Iran: So?
Japan: Twice!
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
Gay people would suck at war.
Why was the Roman soldier kicked out of the army? Because he was "Romin" around during war.
