Battle Jokes

My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.

So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"

What's a Ninja's worst fear?

Garmadon actually winning.

109 countries can't be wrong. Watch Europa: The Last Battle.

So, some ants in a colony go to war. They want some more troops and know that there are ants that went to wars as well. They call them war-ants.

They start barging into homes to search for more war-ants. They barge into a home, and the lady-ant goes, "Hey, why are you here? Can you please leave?" One of the ants replies with, "I'm sorry, but unless you have a war-ant, we have to keep searching your house."

How did the British lose the War of 1812?

They were out-Britshed.

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The image shows two panels. The top panel contains the text "Girls locker room: Oh my god, Becky, coach is soo hot, hey did you get a new bra? Ashley, wanna establish communism?" The bottom panel contains a painting of a chaotic medieval battle scene.

Alien vs Predator.

Cosby vs E.T.

"It's not a war crime if you win the war."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."

-Sun Tzu, Art of War.

What did the Pokémon say after having sex?

"My ball was sore!"

What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?

"Verdun for."

Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.

Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.

What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.

Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, "I'm hit! I think I've lost an electron!"

"Are you sure?" asks the other.

"I'm positive!"

POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.

To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.

Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!

Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!

Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!

Poke him on!

I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3

If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?

Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."

Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?

A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.

Jesus saved me from eternal fate, but I didn't want to get saved. I was about to fight Satan on Final Destination before facing and kicking God's ass.