Alien vs Predator
Cosby vs E.T.
"It's not a war crime if you win the war" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid
Russia vs Ukraine be like that cod modern warfare mission 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Q - What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war? A - Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I've lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive!
This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be Alien Vs. Predator
Jesus saved me from eternal fate. But I didn't want to get saved I was about to fight Satan on Final Destination before facing and kicking God's ass.
Hey~ How ya doin'?~ Well I'm doin' just fine~ I lied~ I'm DEAD inside~ Don't~ Tell me 'it's gonna be alright'~ I've tried, but I can't fight like this~ Hey how ya doin', I'm tired but I'm trying to fight~
People are fighting in a war and a man gets hit 4 times in the arm and says "Tis a Scratch" And the other guy looking at him in shock says "A Scratch, Your Arm is off your body!!"
What should you use to battle a T-Rex? A dino-sword.
What two fights can Africa never win? A food fight and a water fight.
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the battle of the Alamo? Cause they only had 4 trucks.
How did Stephen hawking die. He lost a water gun fight
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
What did the Americans call the battle of Midway after pearl harbour?
The jap trap
Women be like men cause wars forgets men fight those wars while they fake cry
What do bananas wear into battle?
Banana-rama!
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
'Fortnite'
