Battle jokes
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
Why doesn't Jesus participate in Battle Raps?
All his comebacks take three days.
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
A guy and girl had a sex poem competition.
Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."
Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
Why was the Roman soldier kicked out of the army? Because he was "Romin" around during war.
So, some ants in a colony go to war. They want some more troops and know that there are ants that went to wars as well. They call them war-ants.
They start barging into homes to search for more war-ants. They barge into a home, and the lady-ant goes, "Hey, why are you here? Can you please leave?" One of the ants replies with, "I'm sorry, but unless you have a war-ant, we have to keep searching your house."
Gay people would suck at war.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost a water gun fight.
What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?
The low ground.
What is sprinkled around the Pokémon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.
New theory just dropped????
Moon Knight is awesome
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The Vessel faced The Kraken, the False Embodiment of Death. The Vessel wouldn't survive. He knew that. But he no longer cared. Perhaps he never cared. He had never been one to see himself as a person of value, even if the others tried to convince him otherwise. His eyes closed for a moment. He had time to reflect before the final trial. The calm before the storm, some might call it, but the Vessel knew he had already… Read more
Scars are beautiful. They signify a battle, a battle that you won. They aren't ugly, they are perfect. They are part of you. They make you human. fighting or not, I'm glad you're here. Whether your battle has just ended or just begun. no matter where you are, if you're here. I'm proud. Scars are beautiful.
The battle plans will stay undercover