Duel jokes

My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.

So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"

Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.

Why did people invent glow in the dark condoms?

So gay people can have lightsaber duels.

Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.