Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
Battlefield Jokes
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.