Battlefield

Battlefield jokes

Strategy

"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."

-Sun Tzu, Art of War.

Memes

Book

"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."

Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

Fighter Jet

I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.

Finn

During the Wintery Wackiness Wars!

A Soviet Sergeant, stationed stilly near a sloped summit with his silly soldiers!

Then a shout sails from the tippy-top: "A Finnish fighter's fantastic force fractures a hundred heroic Honchos!"

The Kommandant's kerfuffle commences, commanding a caravan of one hundred comrades to conquer the crest!

Nifty navigation notes nil, the nasty news nabs many! After an Hour, hush descends. The high voice hollers, "A Finnish fighter's fantastic force fractures a thousand heroic Honchos!"

Kommander fumes, forcing a further flurry, flinging one thousand fine fellows skyward!

Nearly two hours now and the noisy nuisance ceases, then the shouting starts: "A Finnish fighter's fantastic force fractures ten thousand heroic Honchos!"

The Kommandant kaput! Ten thousand troopers take the trek, taking tanks, trundling skyward, to take the terrain!

Four fearsome, fretful hours then a soldier in tatters comes tumbling, talking: "Stop sending up soldiers, sir! There's two Finns fighting fiercely!"

America

This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.

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  • Dad

    My dad has the heart of a soldier, and a restraining order from the soldier's family.

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  • War

    A war isn’t about who is right, it’s about who is left!

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  • Call of Duty

    I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.

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