Battlefield jokes
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
During the Wintery Wackiness Wars!
A Soviet Sergeant, stationed stilly near a sloped summit with his silly soldiers!
Then a shout sails from the tippy-top: "A Finnish fighter's fantastic force fractures a hundred heroic Honchos!"
The Kommandant's kerfuffle commences, commanding a caravan of one hundred comrades to conquer the crest!
Nifty navigation notes nil, the nasty news nabs many! After an Hour, hush descends. The high voice hollers, "A Finnish fighter's fantastic force fractures a thousand heroic Honchos!"
Kommander fumes, forcing a further flurry, flinging one thousand fine fellows skyward!
Nearly two hours now and the noisy nuisance ceases, then the shouting starts: "A Finnish fighter's fantastic force fractures ten thousand heroic Honchos!"
The Kommandant kaput! Ten thousand troopers take the trek, taking tanks, trundling skyward, to take the terrain!
Four fearsome, fretful hours then a soldier in tatters comes tumbling, talking: "Stop sending up soldiers, sir! There's two Finns fighting fiercely!"
what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?
Rainbow Six Siege.
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
My dad has the heart of a soldier, and a restraining order from the soldier's family.
A war isn’t about who is right, it’s about who is left!
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.