Battle jokes
Why was the Roman soldier kicked out of the army? Because he was "Romin" around during war.
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time, and you only hurt yourself.
Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow... then you in trouble!
Okay, I love reading Freshfry's conversations with random people. I love the ones where he has a full blown talking battle. I personally like reading them and I love reading them on my Chromebook while I play Call of Duty and Fortnite on my Xbox.
If you guys out there like reading Freshfry's conversations with random people, just comment and tell me. Talk to you guys later, watersharky out.
Who will win the war: like for Russia, dislike for Ukraine?
I heard World War 500000 in my parents'.
What do you call a knight that has one arm? A first battle night.
What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight.
What made people mad?
Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!
Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight.
Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushion.
Only really smart people will get this without it being explained.
Toilet paper fight hat.
Tonight I'm making a fort. I'm calling it Fortnite.
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.