Bathroom jokes
Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
So this guy thought he was funny by pissing on the floor and not in the urinal.
Later on, I guess some kid ran into the bathroom because, well, he probably had to go, but yeah, he slipped and fell and hit his head on the urinal, so all in all it was a pretty good prank on his part.
When Sara gets naked in the shower, she turns her taps on :)
What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
He was looking for "poo."
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
Hey guys, I use toilet paper.
Little Johnny’s father walks into the bathroom and catches him masturbating. He says, “Son, every time you do that, you kill an innocent baby.”
The next day, his father walks into the bathroom and catches him again. Johnny says, “Bow your head, Dad. Can’t you see we’re having a funeral?”
There was this man, and he forgot about his wife's birthday. She was very upset and said that her present should come as fast as 1-200 by tomorrow. When she woke up, she saw a present in the bathroom. It was a scale.
What did buttholes say after taking a dump?
Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.
So little Johnny was walking to the bathroom, and he said, "Grandma," said, "why is the blood coming out of your ###😥 I need to call help."
Question: Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
Answer: Because there was a... crack in it!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! :)
Why was the toilet angry?
Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
Toothbrush: I think I have the worst job ever.
Toilet paper: Ya, right.
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
You’re the type of person who would pee before a shower.