Bathroom jokes

Friend, you're bold and fat.

Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.

If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?

European.

Hey guys, I use toilet paper.

Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?

It's between cheeks at the moment.

Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!

What do butts say?

"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"

Little Johnny’s father walks into the bathroom and catches him masturbating. He says, “Son, every time you do that, you kill an innocent baby.”

The next day, his father walks into the bathroom and catches him again. Johnny says, “Bow your head, Dad. Can’t you see we’re having a funeral?”

There was this man, and he forgot about his wife's birthday. She was very upset and said that her present should come as fast as 1-200 by tomorrow. When she woke up, she saw a present in the bathroom. It was a scale.

What did buttholes say after taking a dump?

Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.

So little Johnny was walking to the bathroom, and he said, "Grandma," said, "why is the blood coming out of your ###😥 I need to call help."

Question: Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?

Answer: Because there was a... crack in it!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! :)

If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?

A European.

Why was the toilet angry?

Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>

Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?

Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

Toothbrush: I think I have the worst job ever.

Toilet paper: Ya, right.

You’re the type of person who would pee before a shower.

My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.

All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.

What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."

Ni tshike mbangi bcz ani zaha toilet, nikarhi Ni hlometela out side loko tiniba. Ni hlometela ndzeni ka poto.