Bathroom jokes
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."
Ni tshike mbangi bcz ani zaha toilet, nikarhi Ni hlometela out side loko tiniba. Ni hlometela ndzeni ka poto.
Poo.
Q: Why was the potty sad?
A: Diarrhea
How are urinals made?
They get installed.
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
A butt saw the toilet and said, "Shit, I'm sick!"
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause there was a crack!
Poopy face, poopy face, poopy poopy poopy face!
Why did the guy take a bath? Because he came, and it was too much of a mess.
Maishah, the poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with B.
JACK smoked some shit in the casino bathroom.
Then fucked a slut, played some slots, took some shots, then shot a JOKER!
It's a sad story, because JACK killed himself, but he died with a smile.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't want to get stuck in any more cracks!
Pooooooooooop!
What's so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!
Pooooop.
Today my toilet paper ran across the road, but it got stuck in the crack.
Why did the poop shout, "Ooh!"
It was poohp.