Bathroom jokes
Poo.
Q: Why was the potty sad?
A: Diarrhea
How are urinals made?
They get installed.
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
A butt saw the toilet and said, "Shit, I'm sick!"
Memes
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause there was a crack!
Poopy face, poopy face, poopy poopy poopy face!
Maishah, the poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with B.
JACK smoked some shit in the casino bathroom.
Then fucked a slut, played some slots, took some shots, then shot a JOKER!
It's a sad story, because JACK killed himself, but he died with a smile.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't want to get stuck in any more cracks!
What's so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!
Pooooooooooop!
Pooooop.
Why did the guy take a bath? Because he came, and it was too much of a mess.
Why did the poop shout, "Ooh!"
It was poohp.
Aspen pooped herself.
Today my toilet paper ran across the road, but it got stuck in the crack.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
Poooooooooooooooooooooop!
Do I sit broken-hearted?
I came to sh*t and only farted.