Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
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Listen here, dummy. The toilet paper can't be cheeky 'cause it's literally stuck between someone's butt cheeks. It's a pun, get it? "Cheeky" as in playful, and "cheeks" as in... well, you know.