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Bathroom jokes

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What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?

So, it was you....

Blind

How does a blind person wipe their ass?

With braille toilet paper.

One day, a father was showering, and his daughter ran into the bathroom while he was getting out and drying off.

The daughter curiously pointed to her father's penis and asked, "Daddy, when am I going to get one of those!?"

The father replied quickly, "In about 15 minutes, when your mother leaves for work."

A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”

The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”

A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."

Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?

Because he had a toilet call in the drain.

Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?

Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.

Today I was asked to go out by 17 women. Well, I was in the women's bathroom. 💀

So I walked into my bathroom to clean some stuff, and no one ever told me you can't put phones in the bathtub!

(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.

What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw in your dirty laundry!