Hey guys, I use toilet paper.
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
So this guy thought he was funny by pissing on the floor and not in the urinal.
Later on, I guess some kid ran into the bathroom because, well, he probably had to go, but yeah, he slipped and fell and hit his head on the urinal, so all in all it was a pretty good prank on his part.
What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Little Johnny’s father walks into the bathroom and catches him masturbating. He says, “Son, every time you do that, you kill an innocent baby.”
The next day, his father walks into the bathroom and catches him again. Johnny says, “Bow your head, Dad. Can’t you see we’re having a funeral?”
What did buttholes say after taking a dump?
Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.
There was this man, and he forgot about his wife's birthday. She was very upset and said that her present should come as fast as 1-200 by tomorrow. When she woke up, she saw a present in the bathroom. It was a scale.
So little Johnny was walking to the bathroom, and he said, "Grandma," said, "why is the blood coming out of your ###😥 I need to call help."
If you inter the bathroom as a american and leave the bathroom as american what are you in the bathroom? A European
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."
Ni tshike mbangi bcz ani zaha toilet, nikarhi Ni hlometela out side loko tiniba. Ni hlometela ndzeni ka poto.
Poo.
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
A butt saw the toilet and said, "Shit, I'm sick!"
Maishah, the poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with B.
JACK smoked some shit in the casino bathroom.
Then fucked a slut, played some slots, took some shots, then shot a JOKER!
It's a sad story, because JACK killed himself, but he died with a smile.
Pooooooooooop!
