snowman and snowwomen and take a stomack peice makes snowballs
In America they was a boy named urhan and he had one hand and a stump and a girl named handa who was a orphan, they had a trial for Boston red socks and they failed because urhan couldn’t stump the ball and handa didn’t know where home was.
when you go to a baseball game and they say heads up and put your head up and the ball hits you in the head.
You go up to a bar and say hi he doesn’t look at you you keep saying hi he says what then you realize that he is the one that u stole his lady from but then he doesn’t give you any drink you say why he screams at you and then says YOUR FIVE
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
a bat
What do u call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer
Rocket league! (Ali A Intro) I like men Wanna smash? Suck my balls Im in class as I'm posting this ass joke This joke sucks terribly Honestly just like and leave Add me on discord IceyTrae#2230 Lebron>MJ
dear slim shady
balls
Ok boys are known to measure there dicks but do girls measure there depths?????
One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
I caught a cold, Mary earps caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane
me rn “yo yo yo for pre k I went to kiss a school” my friend “whatiskisma” me “kisma balls!”
hello everybody its me mariplier and today im goin to be balling at freddys
little jonny fucked his mum
Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have? A really fucking huge cricket.
Why should China be a baseball team? Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat
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Why do orphans hate cricket? Because they cant get a homerun
ligma is a disease so does that mean ligma balls
why do orphan love table tennis, bc that is the only love their getting
