Ball jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."
Why is a circle gay?
It's not straight.
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
Big black ball sacks.
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
Why are some girls scared easily?
They don't have balls.
Little Johnny was not paying attention in class, so the teacher told him, "Do you know what happens when you don't pay attention?"
Little Johnny said, "No, what?"
She answered, "The principal's office."
Then little Johnny said, "Hey teach, do you know what it means when you have balls on your chin?"
The teacher answered, "No, what?"
"You have a d!ck in your mouth!"
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...
And then it hit me.
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"
The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"