Ball jokes
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
"Balls" got me like: 😂
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
You soak balls, get it?
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
Bruh.
Q: What's green and yellow and eats balls?
A: Gonorrhea.
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?
A "retiree."
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
Magitat?
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”