What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.
You soak balls, get it?
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos
You can't YEE your last H A W! but I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
why cant ophans play base ball ..............................because the cant find home
Do you like in & out?Yes why in and out of your mouth.
Why do women rub their rub their eyebrows thay don't got balls to scratch
Why are santa's balls so big? because he comes (cums) once a year
Why dont orphans play base ball cause they don't know where home is
Balls maker
Didja hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint? My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
