Ball jokes
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
You soak balls, get it?
Never search up "monkey with blue balls."
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
What did Hermione say when she pantsed someone?
"Wow, Harry!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.