Ball jokes
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
Never search up "monkey with blue balls."
You soak balls, get it?
Memes
So true though!!!
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
Bruh.
When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
Magitat?
If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?
A "retiree."
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!