Ball

Ball Jokes

Car Seat

Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.

Nut

What's the artist imagine something?

Imagine Dragons!

Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!

Orphan

What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?

"I am orphan!"

"You are bowling ball!"

Yo mama

What's the difference between yo mama and German men?

The balls... German men don't have them.

Bowling Ball

If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?

A "retiree."

Knock knock

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Ahoy Mateys.

Ahoy Mateys who?

Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Ligma

Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^

Time

Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D

Baseball

Why can't men play baseball?

Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.

Dog

I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?

And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.