Ball jokes
Bruh.
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
"Balls" got me like: 😂
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
Q: What's green and yellow and eats balls?
A: Gonorrhea.
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
Why are Santa's balls so big?
Because he comes once a year.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?
A "retiree."