Ball jokes
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
Eshay.
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
So, Biden, Zelensky, and Putin are on a plane, and the plane loses altitude and goes down, but there are 2 parachutes. Putin takes the first one and jumps because he is a greedy twat. So he jumps, but then Biden says, "You go, Zelensky. I am much older than you, and it is ok for me to die." So Zelensky takes the second one and jumps, but when he did, the plane regains altitude, and Biden got to Washington, DC, all fine. They found out the reason was Zelensky's steel balls.
What did Cinderella leave at the ball?
Her virginity.
My mom left me at a very young age.
Why did the midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls dragged along the ground. 😅😂🤣
My life.
Saying balls go into pussy.
My balls.