Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
Bruh.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
Never search up "monkey with blue balls."
If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?
A "retiree."
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
Magitat?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
