Ball jokes
Lucky they're only balls, not real balls!
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
Have a steamy meme, Enjoy.
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
If your left nut was Thanksgiving and your right nut was Christmas, then you wouldn't have any balls because they're holidays.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together, then.
Doctor, doctor! My brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Is he egging around? Yes, but we need to get the eggs.
Woman: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm an elephant! Doctor: Run around the room. Then the woman stomps around the room and breaks things.
Doctor, doctor! I fell like a bell! Shall I ring you, then? When can you ring me up?
Doctor, doctor! I have a ball stuck in my throat! Shall I bat it and get a run, then?
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
I accidentally sucked my own ball sack.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"