Ball jokes
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
My friend has ligma...
Lick ma balls!
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
Thank the Lord for my two huge balls!
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
Bruh.
A man finds out his wife is cheating on him with his best friend, so he hires a hitman to shoot his wife in the head, and his friend in the balls. The hitman charges $100 per bullet. The man agrees.
Later, they set up, and the hitman looks through the scope and says, “I can save you $100!”
I have a lot of respect for trans women.
That surgery takes balls!
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
In Israel, they chop convicted rapists' balls off. Sure glad I don't live in Israel.
I'm gay.
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
My grandfather loves Hitler. They both had one ball.
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.