Ball jokes
Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
I invented a time-traveling machine and traveled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid. They told me, "It wasn't an asteroid... it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct." Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Pessi!
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She choked.
Lucky they're only balls, not real balls!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
"Fuck me right in the balls, you dirty cow!"
I love you.
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
This pastor decided to skip church one Sunday morning and go play golf.
He told his assistant that he wasn't feeling well. He drove to a golf course in another city, so nobody would know him.
He teed off on the first hole. A huge gust of wind caught his ball, carried it an extra hundred yards and dropped it right in the hole, for a 450 yard hole in one.
An angel looked at God and said "What'd you do that for?" God smiled and said "Who's he going to tell?"
Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls!
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
The cycle of Pionel Pessi:
- Ghosting👻
- Diving🐬
- Complaining to teammates😡
- Complaining to refs🤬
- Missing sitters🤦♂️
- Gets a lucky open net tapin⚽️
- Proceed to get 🐐 shouts
- Repeat🔁
People with REAL ball knowledge know he’s just an overrated tapin merchant 😭
Hey, do you know who Dragon248 is? No, who is he? He's dragging these balls off your face.