Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: ̈I see you eye-balling that French girl! ̈
Smg4 mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this.. Candice everyone: Candice? Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH
i kicked my leg into my dads balls in 1999
my mom left me at a very young age
WHAT DO YOU CALL BALL DRAMA
My fucking balls hurt so god damn bad oh my god
what do packman and olaf have in common they are both gay
I always wear puma, put ma ballz in your mouth
what do you call a boy panera bread
panera balls
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls. Man: Ouch
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian? Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
why do migets laugh when they run cause the grass tickels there balls
Lucky there only balls not real balls
There was a dude. He had a mondo dong. His wife was like, yo, where are your balls? The dude says he left them in the fridge. His wife replies "i knew those meatballs tasted weird!"
The snack that smiles back: BALL SACK
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins? An Airstrike
have you heard of dideys
dideys balls fit in your mouth
why is a circle gay ? its not straight
What’s the twin towers favored foot ball team
: New York Jets
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him. “Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.” “Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls,” replies the nun. “I didn't want to get drafted either.”
