Poop and balls through the walls!
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"
Why do oompa loompas secretly take Skinny Dips in Willy Wonka's chocolate?
They wanted some chocolate balls.
Can I put my balls in your jaws?
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
There was a dude. He had a mondo dong.
His wife was like, "Yo, where are your balls?"
The dude says he left them in the fridge. His wife replies, "I knew those meatballs tasted weird!"
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.
Papyrus: Well come to the underground.
Sans: How was your falls?
Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.
Sans: Give me your balls!
Digga D, I'm a well known bandit, bandit. Had a new mash, just landed. Jheez, cop it, chop it, sand it, hand it. The verbal ting I can't stand it. Wife and two, got tanned when I banged it. Mad ting. Got a conspiracy case in the silliest Place, they're saying that I planned it, damn it. Back on a Feltham landing. You ain't been in the hood like Robin. I ride in hoods tryna leave man red (Crud). The sweets are goldy, yola drops and lots of dred (Maud). No porkies, pepper them pigeons, they chase this ped. Gyal tryna give man noddy, She ain't got balls in her tongue that's dead.
What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark. Turns out he just wanted to have sex.
I like balls
What's big and black?
My balls.
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
Dam, my balls itch like hell.
What is an orphan's favorite event? Homecoming.
