Ball Jokes

uhhhhh ohhhhhhh yea (moan)

poop and balls through the walls

Why do oompa loompas secretly take Skinny Dips in Willy Wonka's chocolate?

They wanted some chocolate balls.

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Why does michael jackson like chef boyardee? He likes the little balls

There was a dude. He had a mondo dong. His wife was like, yo, where are your balls? The dude says he left them in the fridge. His wife replies "i knew those meatballs tasted weird!"

why did the ball person go to the docter

He was kicked in the balls

I Love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball though.

Papyrus= well come to the underground. sans= how was your falls. Papyrus= g-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out. Sans= give me your balls!

Digga D, I'm a well known bandit, bandit Had a new mash, just landed Jheez, cop it, chop it, sand it, hand it The verbal ting I can't stand it Wife and two, got tanned when I banged it Mad ting Got a conspiracy case in the silliest Place, they're saying that I planned it, damn it Back on a Feltham landing You ain't been in the hood like Robin I ride in hoods tryna leave man red (Crud) The sweets are goldy, yola drops and lots of dred (Maud) No porkies, pepper them pigeons, they chase this ped Gyal tryna give man noddy, She ain't got balls in her tongue thats dead

what's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?

I can only fit 3 fingers inside the bowling ball

What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?

a bat

when you go to a baseball game and they say heads up and put your head up and the ball hits you in the head.

You go up to a bar and say hi he doesn’t look at you you keep saying hi he says what then you realize that he is the one that u stole his lady from but then he doesn’t give you any drink you say why he screams at you and then says YOUR FIVE