Ball

Ball Jokes

I was watching my boyfriends dog while he took a shower. I started playing fetch with the him when the ball went over the balcony. He went to get it and fell 10 stories. When i looked down, he appeared to be dead. My boyfriend loved his dog and I didn't know what to do ,so feeling awful, I sat on the couch and waiting for him to come back. About three minutes later he got out of the shower. He ordered some food and went to the table to eat when I said ,”you know , your dogs been a little depressed lately...”

I met a baseball player , so I told him to make a home run , and he just looked at me with sadness I don't know why

By the way he was an orphan

my dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls, hes the one that told me always aim for them, is that why i dont have a brother

Knock knock,who's there, a dragon, a dragon who, the dragon gonna drags it's ball across your face.

i arrived at basketball and i asked litte jimmy if he brought the basketballs and he said nope, but i got two right here!