Ball jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos
A boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?
He doesn’t have legs.
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
What is the difference between a snow woman and a snowman?
Snowballs.
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
My friend has ligma...
Lick ma balls!
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.