Bounce

Bounce Jokes

Baby

What goes 100mph and bounces up and down? A baby tied to the back of a truck.

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  • 747

    What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?

    Boeing boeing boeing.

    Baby

    What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

    I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.

    Trampoline

    what's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? the trampoline doesn't cave in when i jump on it.

    Card

    One day, little Johnny woke up to get a drink of water. He passed by his parents' bedroom and noticed sheets bouncing. He asked his dad what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." Little Johnny said, "Who is your partner?" Dad said, "Your mom." On his way up, he passed by his sister's room and noticed sheets bouncing around and asked what she’s doing. She said, "Playing cards with my boyfriend, Paul." The next day, Dad came to ask Johnny a question. The father noticed Johnny was still in bed and asked him what he was doing. He saw the sheet bouncing and asked Johnny what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." His dad asked him who his partner was. Little Johnny said, "You don’t need a partner if you have a good hand."

    Donation

    What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

    My donation to the orphanage :)

    Cock

    Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock!

    Baby

    What bounces up and down at 100mph?

    A baby tied to the back of a truck.

    Job

    I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest, it’s got its ups and downs.

    Trampoline

    My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realizes I've replaced the bed with a trampoline!

    Sister

    My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.

    My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.

    Baby

    What's the difference between a baby and a ball?

    If you inflate the ball, it won't explode.

    Orphan

    What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?

    If you throw them, they both will never come back.

    Ball

    A basketball player walks into a strip club:

    "Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"

    Baby

    What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?

    A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.

    Irony

    Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?