Bounce jokes
What goes 100mph and bounces up and down? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?
Boeing boeing boeing.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
what's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? the trampoline doesn't cave in when i jump on it.
One day, little Johnny woke up to get a drink of water. He passed by his parents' bedroom and noticed sheets bouncing. He asked his dad what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." Little Johnny said, "Who is your partner?" Dad said, "Your mom." On his way up, he passed by his sister's room and noticed sheets bouncing around and asked what she’s doing. She said, "Playing cards with my boyfriend, Paul." The next day, Dad came to ask Johnny a question. The father noticed Johnny was still in bed and asked him what he was doing. He saw the sheet bouncing and asked Johnny what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." His dad asked him who his partner was. Little Johnny said, "You don’t need a partner if you have a good hand."
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock!
Balls.
I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest, it’s got its ups and downs.
My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realizes I've replaced the bed with a trampoline!
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
What's the difference between a baby and a ball?
If you inflate the ball, it won't explode.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
Why'd the rubber go flying across the room?
Because it got pissed off!
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!