What goes 100mph and bounces up and down? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?
Boeing boeing boeing.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
what's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? the trampoline doesn't cave in when i jump on it.
One day, little Johnny woke up to get a drink of water. He passed by his parents' bedroom and noticed sheets bouncing. He asked his dad what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." Little Johnny said, "Who is your partner?" Dad said, "Your mom." On his way up, he passed by his sister's room and noticed sheets bouncing around and asked what she’s doing. She said, "Playing cards with my boyfriend, Paul." The next day, Dad came to ask Johnny a question. The father noticed Johnny was still in bed and asked him what he was doing. He saw the sheet bouncing and asked Johnny what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." His dad asked him who his partner was. Little Johnny said, "You don’t need a partner if you have a good hand."
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
Balls are anoyying they just bounce and never keep still
BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE NOW SUCK DAT COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK NOW SUCK DAT COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
Balls
I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest it’s got its ups and downs
My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realises I've replaced the bed with a trampoline !
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common. My sister tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
What's the difference between a baby and a ball. If you inflate the ball it won't explode.
What do orphans parents and a ball have in common.If u through them they both will never come back.
A basketball player walks into a strip club:Hi I heard I could bounce some balls here?
Why’d the rubber go flying across the room? Because it got pissed off!
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one
