What goes 100mph and bounces up and down? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?
Boeing boeing boeing.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
whats the differnece between a baby and a trampoline. the trampoline doesnt cave in when i jump on it
One day little Johnny woke up to get a drink of water. He passed by his parent's bedroom and noticed sheets bouncing. He asked his dad what he was doing he said playing cards, Little Johnny said who is your partner? dad said his mom on his way up he passed by his sisters room and noticed sheets Bouncing around and asked what she’s doing she said playing cards with my boyfriend, Paul. Next day dad came to ask Johnny a questions The father noticed Johnny was still in bed and asked him what he was doing. He saw sheet bouncing and asked Johnny what he was doing he said playing cards. His dad asked him who is his partner was little johnny said you don’t need a partner if you have a good hand
Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry?
my donation to the orphanage :)
Balls are anoyying they just bounce and never keep still
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What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
Balls
I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest it’s got its ups and downs
My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realises I've replaced the bed with a trampoline !
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common. My sister tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
What's the difference between a baby and a ball. If you inflate the ball it won't explode.
What do orphans parents and a ball have in common.If u through them they both will never come back.
A basketball player walks into a strip club:Hi I heard I could bounce some balls here?
Why’d the rubber go flying across the room? Because it got pissed off!
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE
