Ball jokes
Two men are walking down the street, and see a dog licking its balls. One man says I wish I could do that. The other one says you can probably just pet him
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
Hey, do you know who Dragon248 is? No, who is he? He's dragging these balls off your face.
While an unsuspecting father's at the office making money, this 18 year old son will spend his day in mother's cunny.
We're at the breakfast table, father eats and takes his calls, he doesn't know my mother's toes are kneading at my balls.
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
Just because she can't crawl doesn't mean she can't eat my balls.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
I have a lot of respect for trans women.
That surgery takes balls!
This pastor decided to skip church one Sunday morning and go play golf.
He told his assistant that he wasn't feeling well. He drove to a golf course in another city, so nobody would know him.
He teed off on the first hole. A huge gust of wind caught his ball, carried it an extra hundred yards and dropped it right in the hole, for a 450 yard hole in one.
An angel looked at God and said "What'd you do that for?" God smiled and said "Who's he going to tell?"
Q: What's green and yellow and eats balls?
A: Gonorrhea.