What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming? “Want to see if it fits?”
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball !
Just because she can't crawl doesn't mean she can't eat my balls.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex? My ball was sore
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
How do you make a snooker table laugh tickle its balls
Why can’t you take a black Asian guy golfing? because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls
Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common? They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls
What's the difference between yo mama and German men? - the balls... German men don't have them.
i have a lot of respect for trans women
that surgery takes balls!
This pastor decided to skip church one sunday morning and go play golf.
He told his assistant that he wasn't feeling well. He drove to a golf course in another city, so nobody would know him.
He teed off on the first hole. A huge gust of wind caught his ball, carried is an extra hundred yards and dropped it right in the hole, for a 450 yard hole in one.
An angel looked at God and said "What'd you do that for?" God smiled and said "Who's he going to tell?"
Q: What's green and yellow and eats balls?
A: Gonerea
I had a steering wheel down my pants and I tell you what it was driving my balls crazy
The snack that smiles back: BALL SACK
Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.
Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? A bowling ball doesnt cry when you put your fingers in it.
balls deep
A man find out his wife is cheating on him with his best friend, so he hires a hitman to shoot his wife in the head, and his friend in the balls. The hitman charges $100 per bullet. The man agrees. Later, they set up, and the hitman looks through the scope and says “I can save you $100”
