Ball

Ball Jokes

Dragon

Do you know how a dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2-liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a f*cking dumpster you regret.

Incest

While an unsuspecting father's at the office making money, this 18 year old son will spend his day in mother's cunny.

We're at the breakfast table, father eats and takes his calls, he doesn't know my mother's toes are kneading at my balls.

Invention

What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly, officer, I never heard her say no.

Plane

Last week, I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a ball. I wondered where it came from, but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you, Penaldo, for almost killing me!

Skin

Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.

Orphan

What's an orphan's least favorite game?

Baseball because they can't find home plate.

Clown

Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?

A: Because they have the balls to.

Bowling Ball

What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?

I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!

Sport

Why do gay people like sports?

Because they get to play with balls.

Orphan

I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.

Golfer

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*

Nut

There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.

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  • Present

    Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.

    Orphan

    Why are orphans bad at basketball?

    They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.

    Grass

    Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

    Basketball

    Why is basketball such a messy sport?

    'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!

    Golf

    Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?

    He likes to hit small white balls.