A big hefty porker left his balls exposed and said "Misses!! Come here and step upon mine balls please!!! I pay top dollar for this extreme delight! She pippity popped his balls like there was no tomorrow And he said “yuh yuh ay ay crush these nuts nuts”
I was wo dring why the ball was getting bigger then it hit me
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
echhh
Every heard of candies? Candies balls fit in your mouth
my life
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.
Dam my balls icth like hell
Why did the two balls cross the road? To get to the penis! Sorry, too rude?
I go balls deep in your mum with no power
why are Chinese people bad at base ball.
.because they ate the bad
my bad I kick me bad in if balls and he got so fucking mad
Person 1:Yassin has sex with a piece of sex Person 2: nice, can I have some of your balls
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says “what the hell is that?”. The pirate said “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”.
My grandfather loves hitler. They both had one Ball…
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball. Because he didn’t have the guts to do it
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball Laquon Treadwell!
Why did the midgets laugh when they run?
Because there balls dragged along the ground.😅😂🤣
Last week I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a BALL. I wondered where it came from but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you Penaldo for almost killing me!
SO IM sittin hear smakin on some cheese ball bb-q my titties and then i felt a shoe got shoved all the way to r all the way up my ass i cried then turned around and said MOTHERFUCKING COCK SUCK FUCKIN GAY ASS HOE SHOVIN SHOE’S UP MY ASS SON OF A BITCH! the turned around punched the got smaked in the face went in for another punch got smaked in the face then people staring at me I said Wtf r u starin at i punched as hard as i can then got knocked out i though this this isnt over motherfucker imma find u and kill u next thing i new i was in the hospital they told me why tf were u fighting a stops sign? I said what u were fighting a motherfuckering stop sign i sad bitchi aint crazing yo head a stop sign son of a bitch fuck my pussy u must be high! hai es a bitch muhfuhcka
