Ball jokes
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs.
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
I accidentally sucked my own ball sack.
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Draggin’.
Draggin’ who?
Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face.
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
Haha, balls hahaha!
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.
Why are some girls scared easily?
They don't have balls.
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly, officer, I never heard her say no.
I was walking down Main Street when I saw a child.
I told him, "I will give you 20$ if you get my balls back from the vet."
He replied, "Why did they take your balls sir?"
"Beer plus going to the vet does not work well for everybody, especially when you're a furry."
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
He slips, he falls, he dislocates his balls!
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him.
“Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.”
“Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls,” replies the nun. “I didn't want to get drafted either.”