Adoption

BruhLushanda

A big hefty porker left his balls exposed and said "Misses!! Come here and step upon mine balls please!!! I pay top dollar for this extreme delight! She pippity popped his balls like there was no tomorrow And he said “yuh yuh ay ay crush these nuts nuts”

Puns

Daviď

I was wo dring why the ball was getting bigger then it hit me

Cinderella

get it, because shes gagging

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

echhh

Mouth

Anonymous

Every heard of candies? Candies balls fit in your mouth

Yo mama

Anonymous

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.

Dam

Ryan

Dam my balls icth like hell

Cross

BallsAreYummy

Why did the two balls cross the road? To get to the penis! Sorry, too rude?

Deep

Pat magooch

I go balls deep in your mum with no power

People

ThE_jOkE_gUy

why are Chinese people bad at base ball.

.because they ate the bad

Kick

Grace and Ximena

my bad I kick me bad in if balls and he got so fucking mad

Personal

Anonymous’ balls

Person 1:Yassin has sex with a piece of sex Person 2: nice, can I have some of your balls

Nut

Anonymous

A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says “what the hell is that?”. The pirate said “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”.

Love

Anonymous

My grandfather loves hitler. They both had one Ball…

Skeleton

Anonymous

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball. Because he didn’t have the guts to do it

Football

Tanner Pomeranz

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball Laquon Treadwell!

Sister

Anonymous

Why did the midgets laugh when they run?

Because there balls dragged along the ground.😅😂🤣

Penaldo

Honest Penaldo Fan

Last week I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a BALL. I wondered where it came from but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you Penaldo for almost killing me!

Fight

dev

SO IM sittin hear smakin on some cheese ball bb-q my titties and then i felt a shoe got shoved all the way to r all the way up my ass i cried then turned around and said MOTHERFUCKING COCK SUCK FUCKIN GAY ASS HOE SHOVIN SHOE’S UP MY ASS SON OF A BITCH! the turned around punched the got smaked in the face went in for another punch got smaked in the face then people staring at me I said Wtf r u starin at i punched as hard as i can then got knocked out i though this this isnt over motherfucker imma find u and kill u next thing i new i was in the hospital they told me why tf were u fighting a stops sign? I said what u were fighting a motherfuckering stop sign i sad bitchi aint crazing yo head a stop sign son of a bitch fuck my pussy u must be high! hai es a bitch muhfuhcka