What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly officer I never heard her say no.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
what's an orphans least favorite game.
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights? A:Because they have the balls to.
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common? They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls
Rose are red balls are round skirts are up painties are down belly to belly skin to skin when its stiff stick it in.
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Last week I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a BALL. I wondered where it came from but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you Penaldo for almost killing me!
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate
What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*
You have to have real balls to face prostate cancer.
Just not for long!
There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
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Why is basketball such a messy sport?
Cuz the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Why are orphans bad at basketball,They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them
y can orphans only hit a triple in baseball
Because they dont know where home is
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a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?
He doesn’t have legs
My aunt worked as a human cannon ball
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired
What did Cinderella do When she got to the ball ? She choked
