Do you know how a dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2-liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a f*cking dumpster you regret.
What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly, officer, I never heard her say no.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Last week, I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a ball. I wondered where it came from, but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you, Penaldo, for almost killing me!
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
While an unsuspecting father's at the office making money, this 18 year old son will spend his day in mother's cunny.
We're at the breakfast table, father eats and takes his calls, he doesn't know my mother's toes are kneading at my balls.
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.
You have to have real balls to face prostate cancer.
Just not for long!
What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*
There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Who is the biggest slut in the world? Ms. Pacman, because you give her 25 cents and she swallows balls until she dies.
