A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark, turns out he just wanted to have sex
why did ur dad FUCKING LEAVE U he went to suck balls What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
What do you call nuts on a chin ? - my penis in your mouth
What did the orphan say to his parents? I'm tripping balls right now
uhhhhh ohhhhhhh yea (moan)
whats big and black
my balls
my life
What is Sophia’s favourite song
Open wide cum inside it is okay school
I Love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball though.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because everytime they take a corner they open up a shop
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheel chair now were playing rocket league
why can't a orphine play baseball? (because he can't find home)
What do orphans parents and a ball have in common.If u through them they both will never come back.
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet. Then it hit me
How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?
They both get paid to eat 200 balls!!
Why Do People Never Kick Their Own Balls? because they might lose one
Once I Threw The Ball At A Wheelchair Kid Now We Are Playing Rocket League :D
Why do people play soccer
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market they think its watermelon
what do snowmen call snowballs? children!
