Ball Jokes

Yo mama so FAT…

That when she had sex with you…

Your balls turned to pancakes.

Daniel
in Golf

What happened when the dog played golf? He hit the ball into the ruff.

Anonymous

Why do basketball players love cookies so much?

Because they can dunk them!!!

Cake_queen
in Puns

I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer And then It hit me

Anonymous
in Dwarf

The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest. He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.

Anonymous

How do you know if a snowman is a gril or a boy?

A:snow balls

Anonymous
in Orphan

Why can’t orfans play base ball because they can’t find home.

koko
in Team

so the coach got mad at me cause im the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum and i was just keeping the ball to myself and the coach pulled me aside and said pass to others i said why and he said theres no i in team and i said ya but theres an m e

mikmac101
in Cinderella

What did cinderella leave at the ball

Her virginity

Anonymous

What did Cinderella do When she got to the ball ? She choked

Runny

I kicked a soccer ball at a wheelchair kid and said ROCKET LEAGUE

Anonymous

Who is the biggest slut in the world ms.pacman because you give her 25 cents and she swallows balls until she dies

Camden @camobra on tiktok
in Orphan

Why can’t a orphan play kick ball be cause the can’t hit the home plate

pee pee suck 2

what did cinderella say when she got to the ball? olgh…

dablord
in Puns

What did the Basket Ball Say to the Frisbee… “No Balls”

Anonymous
in Blonde

what’s the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?

I can only fit 3 fingers inside the bowling ball

Ketchup

Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?

A: He gave her a ring.

Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery?

A: Knead for Speed.

Q: Why is Santa good at karate?

A: He has a black belt.

Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts?

A: Beast Buy.

Q: What did the snowflake say to the road?

A: Let’s stick together.

Q: Why did the turkey join a band?

A: So he could use his drumsticks.

Q: What’s a math teacher’s favorite winter sport?

A: Figure skating.

Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts?

A: Beast Buy.

Q: What did the snowflake say to the road?

A: Let’s stick together.

Q: Why did the turkey join a band?

A: So he could use his drumsticks.

Q: What’s a math teacher’s favorite winter sport?

A: Figure skating.

Q: What’s a firefly’s favorite dance?

A: The glitterbug.

Q: Why are eyeshadow, lipstick, and mascara never mad at each other?

A: Because they always make-up

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Q: Where do roses sleep at night?

A: In their flowerbed

Q: Why was the show bad at gymnastics?

A: She was a flip-flop

Q: What should you wear to a tea party?

A: A t-shirt

Q: What’s rain’s favorite accessory?

A: A rainbow

Q: Where does a sink go dancing?

A: The Dish-co

Q: What’s a princess’s favorite time?

A: Knight time.

Q: Why did the Genie get mad?

A: Because he was rubbed the wrong way.

Q: What’s a ballerina’s favorite type of bread?

A: A bun.

Q: What kind of dance was the frog prince best at?

A: Hip hop.

Q: What do bunnies like to do at the mall?

A: Shop ‘til they hop.

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Q: How did the beauty school student do on her manicure test?

A: She nailed it.

Q: What is corn’s favorite music?

A: Pop.

Q: Why can’t Monday lift Saturday?

A: It’s a weak day.

Q: Why was the politician out of breath?

A: He was running for office.

Q: What is a soccer player’s favorite chemical element?

A: Goooooooooooold!

Q: Why did the fastest cat in class get kicked out of school?

A: He was a cheetah.

Q: Which state has the greatest number of jokes?

A: Pennsylvania.

Q: Where is the best place to sit when a submarine is diving?

A: Inside.

Q: Why did the lawyer show up in court in his underwear?

A: He forgot his lawsuit.

Q: Why was the teenager no longer allowed online without a license?

A: He crashed the computer

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Q: What’s a ball that you don’t throw, shoot, eat, spit, bounce, or catch?

A: An eyeball.

Q: What do turtles, eggs, and beaches all have?

A: Shells.

Q: What time of year do people get injured the most?

A: In the fall.

Q: Why did the quarterback take the hardest classes?

A: Because he knew he would pass.

Q: Why did the musician throw away her table?

A: Because it was flat.

Q: Why didn’t the farmer’s son study medicine?

A: Because he wanted to go into a different field?

Q: What is the math teacher’s favorite dessert?

A: Pi

Q: Why was the princess in the emergency r

Anonymous

the is the no the yes yes the no the

balls

average bunger enjoyer
in Bowl

what did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? they said strike 😂😂😂😂 - .