Ball jokes

So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"

I kicked a ball into someone. Now I got a red card.

Do you know how a dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2-liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a f*cking dumpster you regret.

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Last week, I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a ball. I wondered where it came from, but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you, Penaldo, for almost killing me!

What do you call a boy Panera Bread?

Panera Balls.

What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?

I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!

Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.

Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?

A: Because they have the balls to.

What's an orphan's least favorite game?

Baseball because they can't find home plate.

Why do gay people like sports?

Because they get to play with balls.

I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.

You have to have real balls to face prostate cancer.

Just not for long!

There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.

Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".

Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Who are the best at bowling?

Terrorists, they always throw strikes.

Why are orphans bad at basketball?

They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.

Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?

He likes to hit small white balls.