When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."
Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.
What did the mom say to the baby?
"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.
He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Q: What is a baby's favorite reptile?
A: A rattlesnake.
Baby (DYM 108).
Louie Fennell.
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!
Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
I'm shidding. Still babies are still coming and going.
I shidded out my baby, then became a fish.