Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!
Baby Jokes
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
I'm alive, baby!
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
I shidded out my baby, then became a fish.
Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!
I'm shidding. Still babies are still coming and going.
Mama milky?
I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!
Baby (DYM 108).
D.K. is back, baby!
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
Why don’t babies pollinate flowers?
God chose Plan B.
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.
He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Q: What is a baby's favorite reptile?
A: A rattlesnake.
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"
