Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center
Whats the difference betwee a pair of jeans and an african baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly .
Nurse: Don't worry i'm great with babies. Parents: You are? Nurse: Yea, i always abort them. Parent:... Parent: Your hired
A woman's husband has a yearly conference. The first night he's away from home, their teenage son Tommy comes into their room at night and starts to make love to her, but she knows that it can be dangerous to wake a sleepwalker, so she doesn't say anything. He does this every night for two weeks and stops when his father comes home. She realizes she's pregnant, and has a baby boy.
The next year the same thing happens, she gets pregnant again, and has a baby girl.
The third year, she's feelling very guilty, and after thirteen nights of incredible passionate lovemaking she sits Tommy down and tells him, "Every time your father leaves town on business, you sleepwalk into my bedroom and make love to me. Bobby and Anna aren't just your brother and sister, you're their father1"
Tommy said "You think I was sleepwalking?"
How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?
I don’t know, I can’t count while masturbating
What should more fun than slapping a baby
Deez nutz
what does a baby banana call her mum.... na na get it.. instead of ma ma
When Chinese baby’s are born they should put “MADE FROM CHINA”.
Whats worse then ten dead babies in a dumpster, One dead in ten trash cans...lol
What is the difference between Sir Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed
Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin
What does the man say about his baby sister lydia? "I hope she electricutes herself!'
Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
So you can see the look on its face as you climax.
Whats worse than five babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to five trees.
What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first? Watching their expression change.
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said "Well, we we're trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard".
What's the difference between three dead babies and a ferrari
I don't own a ferrari
What's hard about walking through a bunch of dead babies.My dick.
What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? I don’t know I was too busy wanking
The first priest asks the second, "How long do we keep the babies in the holy water?", the priest replies, "No clue... I close my eyes when I masturbate"
