Baby jokes
One day, a leaf asks Mom, "Mom, why am I named Leaf?"
Mom says, "Because when you were a baby, a leaf fell on your head."
The next day, Feather asks Mom, "Mommy, why am I named Feather?"
Mom says, "When you were a baby, a feather fell on your head."
The next day, Brick asks Mom, "Rhsisvrkanx!"
Mom says, "Shut up, Brick!"
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands.
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
How do you stop a baby from crying?
Throw a brick in its mouth.
How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?
It depends how many bullets you have.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
A baby seal walked into a club.
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
What's more fun than nailing a baby to the floor?
Ripping it off with a kick!
What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
I don't have a Mustang Challenger in my garage.
Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
Have you heard about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets.
Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!
Baby (DYM 108).
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
When Chinese babies are born, they should put "MADE FROM CHINA."
How do you make a baby survive a fall of over 300 metres?
I don't know. I've dropped dozens off the Empire State Building and none have lived.
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make noise when you throw them.