Baby jokes
I know a baby carrot when I see one.
What's the difference between a baby and a mansion?
I've never seen the inside of a mansion.
Why can't you ever fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday!
What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten!
Let's try to get to either max likes or dislikes, your choice.
And duck jokes, who would win in a fight, a baby or a pacifist, presented by duck?
Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!
My wife and I were at the park with our little princess today.
We decided to go back home, then some jerk had the nerve to shout, "Stop those two! They have my daughter!"
Pregnant teen: I'm pregnant, my mum's gonna kill me.
Unborn baby: My mum's gonna kill me.
How do Asians name their babies?
They throw pots and pans around.
"Ching, Chang, Clang!"
The doctor says, "Your wife is pregnant." The man says that he used a condom and the doctor says, "Yeah, but I didn't."
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
My 2 year old Asian baby cant do calculus Look who in sweatshop now
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
A man had 10 dead and bloody babies in the middle of his living room. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest thing to hide?
- A boner.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs?
... A boner.
You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."
When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.