Baby jokes
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.
Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.
Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.
How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.
FEW!!!!!!!
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"
Memes
swim like a boss
Me, holding a baby: "Oh my God, it's so cute!"
Also me: "Throw it."
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
If a lawyer gives birth to a stillborn baby, is it considered a miscarriage of justice?
I'm so jealous of babies with anencephaly.
They can eat all the ice cream they want and never get brain freezes.
Louie Fennell.
The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!
D.K. is back, baby!
Baby (DYM 108).
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
Why donât babies pollinate flowers?
God chose Plan B.
Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!