Baby

Baby jokes

Water Bottle

The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"

God

Me, holding a baby: "Oh my God, it's so cute!"

Also me: "Throw it."

Box

When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.

Lawyer

If a lawyer gives birth to a stillborn baby, is it considered a miscarriage of justice?

Memes

Orphan

Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.

Woman

Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!

Feet

Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?

Grandma

I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.