Baby

Baby jokes

Son

    • Somebody’s son said, "Mom, my dick has white stuff coming out of it." She said, "Oh, good one, son, so when’s the baby coming?"

    Refrigerator

    • How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.

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    • Baby memes

    Orange Juice

    • While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋

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    • Circle

    • What’s better than swinging a dead baby in circles over your head with a 5 foot rope?

    Stopping it with a shovel.

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    • Box

    • When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.

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    • Hooker

    • This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"

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