Q: What is a baby's favorite reptile?
A: A rattlesnake.
Q: What is a baby's favorite reptile?
A: A rattlesnake.
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that babies like rattlesnakes, which is funny because rattlesnakes are dangerous and babies shouldn't be near them. Your brain probably thinks a rattle is a toy, and the snake part just flew over your head.