What do you call a alligator that cant geg hard. A reptile disfunction
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.
Where do you find a turtle with no legs?
Right where you left it.
The crocodile just kept saying no! He was in Da Nile!
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?
Because he had a reptile dysfunction!
Whatâs the difference between a aligator and a child?
You canât abuse a aligator
What do u call a lesbian dinosaur đŠ I like alottopuss
What did the cave man say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that Dino-sour!
What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Letâs go for an ALL-in-one buffet
I once had a pet snake, exactly 3.14 meters. He was a great Ïthon.
What do you call it when a lizard canât get a boner?
Ereptile Dysfunction! đđđ€Łâșïž
Whats the difference between mark zuckerburg and a lizard
There is no difference
what terns green purple and white? A chameleon
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: CUZ I JUST BIT MY TOUNG!!! (Drama scene)
Whatâs the hardest part about being friends with a turtle??
Getting them to come out of their shell.
What is the best type of snake?
A dead one.
A salamander came by me the other and he AXOLTOL questions. BA DUM TSS!!!
Q :What is a babys favorite reptile ?
A : A rattlesnake
