Reptile

Reptile Jokes

Crocodile

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.

Abuse

What’s the difference between an alligator and a child?

You can’t abuse an alligator.

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  • Dinosaur

    What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?

    Look at that dino-sour!

    Alligator

    What did one alligator say to the other alligator?

    "Let’s go for an all-in-one buffet!"

    Snake

    I once had a pet snake, exactly 3.14 meters.

    He was a great πthon.