Baby jokes
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"
If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby together, it would be a turd covered in semen.
What do you call gun ammunition made out of human babies?
Project-childs.
(Projectiles)
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"
new years be like in my house
How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!
I'm shidding. Still babies are still coming and going.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!
I shidded out my baby, then became a fish.
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!
I'm alive, baby!
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
Why don’t babies pollinate flowers?
God chose Plan B.
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
Mama milky?