Baby jokes

I'm shidding. Still babies are still coming and going.

I shidded out my baby, then became a fish.

Mama milky?

Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!

Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!

I'm alive, baby!

Why do cows have babies?

They moo-ved together.

I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.

What do you call a lion as a baby?

Cocota

Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?

Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.

"Knuckle babies" don't eat.

So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.

He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What is a baby's favorite reptile?

A: A rattlesnake.

"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"

What did the substrate say to the active site?

"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."

Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.

When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."

Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.

What did the mom say to the baby?

What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?

A baby with a javelin in its head!