Baby jokes
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."
Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!
Memes
new years be like in my house
I shidded out my baby, then became a fish.
I'm shidding. Still babies are still coming and going.
Mama milky?
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
I'm alive, baby!
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!
Baby (DYM 108).
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!
I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.
D.K. is back, baby!
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.