How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...
I'm so jealous of babies with anencephaly.
They can eat all the ice cream they want and never get brain freezes.
What's the difference between a baby and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it.
What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?
I've never sucked on dicks.