Baby jokes
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"
If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby together, it would be a turd covered in semen.
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!
I'm shidding. Still babies are still coming and going.
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Mama milky?
Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!
I shidded out my baby, then became a fish.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!
I'm alive, baby!
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
Why don’t babies pollinate flowers?
God chose Plan B.
D.K. is back, baby!
Baby (DYM 108).