Baby jokes
D.K. is back, baby!
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
Why don’t babies pollinate flowers?
God chose Plan B.
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.
He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Memes
Q: What is a baby's favorite reptile?
A: A rattlesnake.
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.
What did the mom say to the baby?
When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."
"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
Louie Fennell.
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
When a baby was born to a slave, did the slave owners hang a "Bred in Captivity" sign above the crib?
How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?
It depends how many bullets you have.
What's worse than waking up with a dead baby next to you?
Realizing you were so drunk that you made love to it the night before...