Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!
Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
What's the difference between an baby and a freezer? The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it
How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?
It depends how many bullets you have.
How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
What's worse than waking up with a dead baby next to you?
Realizing you were so drunk that you made love to it the night before...
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Once upon a time, three babies were born in 2015. She was always crying for 2015. He loves her birth date. 🤗😈🤗🤕🤒no🤗🤑😱😎🙌🙏🙈🙉🙊
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
What do you call a baby with red on it A baby in a microwave
What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?
I've never sucked on dicks.
Q: what is the difference between a pizza and a baby? A: the pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
