Baby

Baby Jokes

When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."

"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"

What did the substrate say to the active site?

"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."

Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.

"Knuckle babies" don't eat.

What's worse than waking up with a dead baby next to you?

Realizing you were so drunk that you made love to it the night before...

How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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