Baby

Baby jokes

Cream

What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?

The cream of the crop.

Cow

Why did the baby cow cross the road?

To find its mom who has the milk.

Meme

So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.

He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Memes

Javelin

What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?

A baby with a javelin in its head!

Bear

The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"

Stork

Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.

Mother

When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."

Honey

"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"

Site

What did the substrate say to the active site?

"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."

Food

Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.

"Knuckle babies" don't eat.

Slavery

When a baby was born to a slave, did the slave owners hang a "Bred in Captivity" sign above the crib?

Room

How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?

It depends how many bullets you have.

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  • Night

    What's worse than waking up with a dead baby next to you?

    Realizing you were so drunk that you made love to it the night before...

    Wall

    How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.