Baby jokes
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"
If a lawyer gives birth to a stillborn baby, is it considered a miscarriage of justice?
How do terrorists feed their babies?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"I think my baby is so similar to me!"
"True, but the most important thing is that he is healthy!"
What's the worst thing to say at a live birth?
"Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"
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What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
Q: What is a baby's favorite reptile?
A: A rattlesnake.
Louie Fennell.
Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.
"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
What did the mom say to the baby?
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
Why don’t babies pollinate flowers?
God chose Plan B.
How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"
Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!