Baby jokes
What do you do after you eat the softest pussy in the world?
Put the diapers back on.
How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
You rocket. 🚀🚀🚀
Somebody’s son said, "Mom, my dick has white stuff coming out of it." She said, "Oh, good one, son, so when’s the baby coming?"
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.
What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
Memes
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋
What's meaner than taking candy from a baby?
Throwing the baby off a cliff.
What's black and red/read all over? A baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
I have two things I wanna say:
1. When people swear, stop taking it so fucking literally. If someone calls you a bitch, they're not calling you a female dog. If they call you a cunt, they're not calling you a woman's private part, they are calling you either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby, or something along those lines, ffs.
2. wtf
What’s better than swinging a dead baby in circles over your head with a 5 foot rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.
Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.
How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.
FEW!!!!!!!
Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"