Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby. They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
this ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road and she started gaging on it a lil and he said oh yeah baby you like that big dick don't ya and she oh baby its not that, ya asshole stinks
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
How to make the kissing in a tree in recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g tree sitting wedding love then comes love then comes baby in the carriege. then hate comes diviorse and perrse. FEW!!!!!!!!!
Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle mommy i lost my teddybear the mommy water bottle said why don ́t you RECAP on what you said?
Me, holding a baby: "Oh my God it's so cute!"
Also me: "Throw it."
when you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
what the difference between a abortion and a baby girl in china nothing they both die
doctor: I will deliver the baby right away Dad: I would the baby to have a liver
D.K. is back baby
how do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it! (me like fortnite)
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
Why don’t babies pollinate flowers?
God chose Plan B.
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!
why do cow have babys the moo-ved together
I’m alive baby
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
