Baby Jokes

What's the difference between 13 dead baby and a sceliton

There sent 13 scelitions in my closet

Chase cheated on Charlie with Addison Rae

What is the difference between a 100 dead babies and a mustang challenger? i dont have a mustang challenger in my garage

did you know? about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark

How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car? Open a pizza shop 🍕

Noticing how wet and gentle the baby's mouth was on the bottle tip, this gave uncle Willie an idea

Men built civilisations Men went to the moon Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society

Women did none of those They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines

There’s so many protests. Every time I see my body my choice, I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies

What do you call a baby in a blender a baby blender

Dream tweeted, and I quote “Babies kick pregnant women all the time but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested.”

What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?

Putting the nappy on afterwards.

What milk orphan babies drink? Not their moms tho

What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat? The cat is still alive. What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner? Nothing it’s all just mystery meat.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to the floor Ripping it off with a kick

What do babies and explosives have in common?

They both make a noise when you throw them.

How man babies does it take to paint a house, depends how hard you throw them

A guy and his girl just finished making love. Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks "Have you thought about any baby names?". The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says "Well propably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this"