Baby jokes
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
Where's a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Chili's, because they got them baby back ribs.
I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.
What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!
I have two things I wanna say:
1. When people swear, stop taking it so fucking literally. If someone calls you a bitch, they're not calling you a female dog. If they call you a cunt, they're not calling you a woman's private part, they are calling you either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby, or something along those lines, ffs.
2. wtf
If a stork brings white babies, and a blackbird black babies, what bird brings no babies?
A swallow.
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
What is the difference between Sir Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."
Where do babies get baptized?
So the priest can wash their sex toys.
I asked my mom where babies come from. She said I came from the adoption center.
I fucked your mom, that's why I've been paying your life support since you were born.
I dated a lot of girls before I married my wife. I was living with one of them when I arrived home one day to find her bags packed and next to the door. I asked her, "Baby, what's going on?" She said, "I'm leaving you."
"But why?" I replied.
"Because you're a pedophile!" she answered.
"That's a pretty big word for a six-year-old," I said.