Plan B

  • Why don’t babies pollinate flowers?

    God chose Plan B.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen here, numbskull. This joke is funny because it implies that babies are the result of "Plan B," which is like, the morning-after pill. So instead of God makin' babies in the usual way (pollinating flowers, duh), he had to resort to Plan B. Get it? You probably don't, you dummy.

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