Ember jokes

One day there were these 3 cowboys sitting next to a fire and they were telling each other about their adventures. Well, the first cowboy said, "I tangled with a bull that killed 6 people, so I wrestled that son of a bitch to the ground with my bare hands."

The second cowboy said, "That's nothing. Yesterday I was walking on a trail and came across a rattler, so I picked it up, bit its head off, and drank all his venom in one gulp."

The third cowboy remained quiet, stirring the embers of the fire with his penis.

What did the dirt say to the embers?

You look smoking hot.

Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place?

Her sister is a real Dess-ember!

I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.

British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."

How to make emo cakes:

Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!

Me people call me emo.

Older cousin: Why?

Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.

For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.