Ember jokes
Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place?
Her sister is a real Dess-ember!
What did the dirt say to the embers?
You look smoking hot.
One day there were these 3 cowboys sitting next to a fire and they were telling each other about their adventures. Well, the first cowboy said, "I tangled with a bull that killed 6 people, so I wrestled that son of a bitch to the ground with my bare hands."
The second cowboy said, "That's nothing. Yesterday I was walking on a trail and came across a rattler, so I picked it up, bit its head off, and drank all his venom in one gulp."
The third cowboy remained quiet, stirring the embers of the fire with his penis.
Like if you know someone is emo.
like if you know someone that is emo.
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a happy meal.
Like this if one of your family members is emo!