Art jokes
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how many you throw.
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What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
“Did you show him the pictures of our cats?”
“Yes.”
“Did you hang ‘em?”
Staring (DYM 119).
So, one day in 3rd grade, I was making this art piece and I was talking about my friend that was a boy that I have known for 5 years. But then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I'M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!" As soon as I heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing their butts off, but laughed so hard, I fell out of my chair!
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
Why was the picture in jail? Because it got framed!
When you fail art school.
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend, "Is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three nails?" Oh wait, I wasn’t even Jesus, he’s not doing the T post that he invented.
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.