Art jokes
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What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.
I was going to tell you a joke about paper, but it was too TEAR-ABLE. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real Jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture.
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Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong? NO!!!!!!
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw 'em.
I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.
Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.
The other day I lost all my crayons.
I just wish I had a shoulder to cray on.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.
He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.
I asked, "Where are you going?"
He said, "Camp Bin Laden."
I asked, "What do they do there?"
He answered, "They got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus they got arts and crafts."
I asked, "What do you mean by arts and crafts?"
He said, "See this towel on my head?" I nodded. "I made it out of boxer jokes."
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in Galilee during the Roman occupation?
An Italian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated.
Art? More like fart! Hahahahhahahahahahhah!
Are you a toaster? 'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.
Are you a knife? 'Cause you make me wanna KMS.
Are you a painting? 'Cause I hang you.
Are you the flu? 'Cause you make me wanna hurl.
Are you a newspaper? 'Cause you have new problems every day.
Are you the ground? 'Cause I'm six feet deep in you ;)
When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
You look like a 2 year old drawing that came alive.