Art jokes

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.

"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.

Drawned.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how many you throw.

I was going to tell you a joke about paper, but it was too TEAR-ABLE. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?

Beets.

What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?

MC Illusion.

I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.

Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.

The other day I lost all my crayons.

I just wish I had a shoulder to cray on.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red?

It depends on how hard you throw them.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends how hard you throw them.

I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.

He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.

I asked, "Where are you going?"

He said, "Camp Bin Laden."

I asked, "What do they do there?"

He answered, "They got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus they got arts and crafts."

I asked, "What do you mean by arts and crafts?"

He said, "See this towel on my head?" I nodded. "I made it out of boxer jokes."

What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in Galilee during the Roman occupation?

An Italian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated.

Art? More like fart! Hahahahhahahahahahhah!

I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.

Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?

In case he had to draw a crowd.

When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!

When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!

When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!

You look like a 2 year old drawing that came alive.

So I went to a church and I asked a friend, "Is the picture on the wall Jesus, and does it have three nails or one nail?" Oh wait, that's not Jesus, he is not doing the T pose that he invited.

Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.