Art jokes
You look easy to draw.
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.
"Don't sneeze!"
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.
Also,
"It dangles and swung!"
Language art quizzes are the best.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.
Why did the person take crayons to the bedroom?
To draw the curtains.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends how hard you can throw.
What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.
You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.