Art jokes
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw the baby.
Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture?
A: One uses one nail to hang.
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.
Being bullied by an artist? Want them to leave you alone?
www.VincentVanGoghAway.com
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
You look like a 2 year old drawing that came alive.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
Jesus created the T-pose first.
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
The other day I lost all my crayons.
I just wish I had a shoulder to cray on.
Staring (DYM 119).
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
When you fail art school.