When I'm cutting my grass, want to know what it reminds me of? My arms and legs.
A man awakes in a hospital and is confused. He decides to feel his legs, but to no avail.
"Doctor, doctor!" He cries out.
"What is it?" The doctor asks.
"I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor stands there for a moment - completely dumbfounded.
". . . That's because I amputated your arms."
A man lost is left arm. He's All right now
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
Sally has no arms. What did she get for Christmas? I don't know, she hasn't opened it yet.
A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..."
The room was full of arm amputees.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
101 pedo jokes.
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Keep it going on lol.
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
What has 2 legs, 2 arms, and an abusive father?
Aaron.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull in a children's play area.
A woman wakes up in a hospital after an accident and yells, "Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
And the doctor says, "I know, I amputated your arms."
What do most disabled people eat?
Their arm.
I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.
Why is Sally dead? Cause she has no arms.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she didn't have any arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.
Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.
Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.
