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Little Johnny learns about blackmail and family secrets

At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out.

Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.”

Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”

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School1383

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Little Johnny learns about blackmail and tries it on his parents, getting some quick cash. Then he uses his 'knowledge' on the mailman, who reveals himself as Johnny's biological father with a very enthusiastic hug, implying that Johnny's mom had an affair.

Comments (109)

This actually made me happy. “ Gazing into his fathers eyes, he sees new possibilities, new memories, and a will to live. No longer shall his fake parents buy him off, from now on he will milk life to the fullest” Hehe. Puns.

#SoundsLikeAGoodPrankToDo...

Holy shit

hes adopted :o

Holy shot that's the best one ever!

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OMG, I just try it and my dad just handed my 50$, LET’S GO!!!

Damn I relate to this kid-

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I´m laughing my ass off right now

my dick is small but my fist is large. and its going in your tooter

im agree with big old georgeybush his fists are massie it ruptured my anus

I wanna be the berry best, like no won ever was. To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel a cross the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to Under-strand, the lower that’s in Sike. Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it’s Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you’re my pest friend, In a whirl’d you must de-blend, Poke him on! Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!

Hey, Dont be a trum-boner. Hes a poor guy.

I did not see that coming

HELLO GUYS. i am SSundee

You met your biggest YouTuber in the entire world

Im about to end this man's *whole* career

100th comment woo!

CONGRATULATIONS KID! You now have MILK!!!!!! Anyways ima need to confiscate you’re milk now but I’m pretty sure you’re dad wont mind going back to the store to buy some more for ya ;)

i showed my friends here at school and they think it is awesome! #lmao #furry