Arms jokes

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.

Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.

Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?

Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says "Owwww" are his arms.

How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed.

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names.